Yeah, so those winter blues that I avoided in December? I thought I dodged a bullet and my annual winter depression was a thing of the past….then January came and no such luck. So if you’re reading this and feeling like shit trying to slog through your own SAD abyss, you’ve come to the right place for some distraction because I feel you and am diligently trying to find stuff to distract myself and feel better.
My daughter Mimi (shameless plug for her YouTube channel), my source of most things I’ve never heard of, happened to show me this last week and I can’t unsee it or unthink about it: silicone babies. Apparently I’m the last person on the planet not to know about this thing where teens and grown women play with super creepy silicone baby dolls, also known as “reborn babies.” I thought I was bad for still sleeping with a stuffed animal at the age of 47; little did I know that it’s not only not shameful but people become freakin’ stars sharing their weird fake baby fetish videos. I defy you not to get chills watching this video–which, incidentally, has more than 3,600,000 views. Yes, that’s THREE AND A HALF MILLION people watching a video featuring the capers of a rubber baby doll.
And in case that wasn’t creepy enough for you:
What the what? And the crazy just goes on…vampire reborn babies, animal reborn babies, people who pay $20,000 for reborn babies….
Anyway, this was too weird/entertaining not to share, and I just got sucked down the rabbit hole of creepiness/fascination that is the videos of these reborn babies and used up all my blogging time, so I’ll leave you with this. You’re welcome.